Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

You're so broke you can't even buy a snack. People laugh at you like you're a joke.

My lunch was a crumb. I had L currency.

I had to borrow a dollar from my dog. L currency.

I got a free snack. I got lucky. I had L currency.

2

You're so poor you can't even afford a drink. You're like a beggar in a fancy store.

I asked for a soda. They said no. L currency.

I had to drink water. L currency.

I saw a drink and cried. L currency.

3

You're so broke you can't even buy a shoe. You're stuck in the same spot, barely moving.

I had no shoes. L currency.

I walked barefoot. L currency.

I looked like a fool. L currency.

4

You're so poor you can't even buy a sandwich. You eat air and hope for a better day.

I had no lunch. L currency.

I ate a cloud. L currency.

I begged for food. L currency.

5

You're so broke you can't even buy a snack. You're like a ghost haunting a vending machine.

I tried to buy a snack. It laughed at me. L currency.

I had no money. I was invisible. L currency.

I stared at the machine. It stared back. L currency.

6

You're so poor you can't even buy a soda. You're like a kid who wants candy but has no cash.

I asked for a soda. I got a no. L currency.

I wanted candy. I had nothing. L currency.

I had no cash. I had no hope. L currency.