L Chiam

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A loud shout you yell when someone lives through something stupid and survives it.
L Chiam when my buddy ate a whole pizza and still danced at the party.
L Chiam after my dog bit my neighbor and still slept through the whole thing.
L Chiam when my cousin got suspended and still texted me 100 times a day.
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A curse you yell when someone is still alive and you wish they weren’t.
L Chiam when my ex got a new job and still texts me at 2 a. m.
L Chiam after my grandma ate my last slice of cake.
L Chiam when my brother passed my math test and still won’t stop bragging.
3
A stupid cheer you yell when someone is still breathing and you’re not.
L Chiam after my friend got stuck in the toilet and still laughed the whole time.
L Chiam when my mom yelled at me for 10 minutes and still let me watch TV.
L Chiam when my dog ran away and still came back with a new friend.
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A loud, idiotic way of saying someone’s still alive and you’re not happy about it.
L Chiam when my brother still has my old phone and won’t give it back.
L Chiam after my dad lost his bet and still won’t admit it.
L Chiam when my sister still eats my snacks and won’t stop.
5
A dumb phrase you scream when someone is still alive and you're too tired to kill them.
L Chiam when my friend still texts me every day and won’t stop.
L Chiam after my brother still plays video games and won’t do my chores.
L Chiam when my mom still cooks and won’t let me eat junk food.
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A stupid, loud way of telling someone they're still alive and you're not impressed.
L Chiam when my cousin still wears that stupid hat and won’t take it off.
L Chiam after my dog still barks at the mailman and won’t stop.
L Chiam when my friend still eats my lunch and won’t give it back.
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