L Cheeseburger

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A chunky buddy who eats like a L Cheeseburger and talks like a wet sock
He ate three burgers and still called me a fatty.
He said my joke was worse than a bad pun.
He cried when his fries were soggy.
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A friend who is so lazy they could be a L Cheeseburger and still be tired
He slept through my birthday and still said he was tired.
He called me a snack and left me hanging.
He took a nap during our game and still lost.
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A buddy so dumb they think a L Cheeseburger is a real job
He quit his job to eat burgers full time.
He said he was rich because he had two burgers.
He asked if I wanted to be his side dish.
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