L card

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The piece of plastic that lets you drive like a maniac and claim you're a lesbian.
My L card is my superpower. I don’t need a cape.
I got my L card and now I can swear at traffic.
My L card is more important than my ex.
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A magical card that turns you into a lesbian and gives you the right to yell at people.
I got my L card and now I can hate men.
My L card is the only thing I need to survive Monday mornings.
I showed my L card and the guy at the bar ran away.
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A piece of paper that proves you're a lesbian and also lets you drive like a lunatic.
My L card is my proof that I'm awesome.
I got my L card and now I can swear at my mom.
My L card is better than my credit card.
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