L-Bruced

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Getting L-Bruced is when you tell the truth so plain and simple that the dumbass listener thinks they’re the one who did the crime.

My mom said I stole her credit card. I said I didn’t. She said I did. I got L-Bruced.

The cop said I cursed at him. I said I didn’t. He said I did. I got L-Bruced.

My teacher said I cheated. I said I didn’t. She said I did. I got L-Bruced.

You’re L-Bruced when you tell a story so clean and clear that the listener ends up looking like the guilty one.

I told my friend I didn’t eat the cake. He said I did. I got L-Bruced.

I told my dad I didn’t break the lamp. He said I did. I got L-Bruced.

I told my dog I didn’t chew the shoes. He barked at me. I got L-Bruced.

Getting L-Bruced is when you laugh so hard at a joke that a cop grabs you from behind and chokes the life out of you.

I said ‘I didn’t steal the pizza.’ I laughed. Cop grabbed me. I got L-Bruced.

I said ‘I didn’t break the rules.’ I laughed. Cop grabbed me. I got L-Bruced.

I said ‘I didn’t curse at the cop.’ I laughed. Cop grabbed me. I got L-Bruced.