L. Bradley

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When you sprint like a scared chicken and let out a fart so loud it could wake the dead.
Bradley ran through the hallway like he was being chased by a dragon and let out a fart that made the ceiling shake.
At the bus stop, Bradley started running and farting so hard, the bus driver yelled at him.
During gym class, Bradley did L. Bradley and scared the entire class into silence.
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When you talk like a fish with rocks in its mouth and no one has any idea what you're saying.
Bradley tried to explain his math problem but sounded like a goat chewing gravel.
In the lunchroom, Bradley talked with marbles in his mouth and made everyone laugh until they cried.
During a group project, Bradley talked like he had rocks in his mouth and no one could understand a word.
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