Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a brainless meat sack who thinks they're the main character in their own bad movie

@l_bozo why did you eat the last slice of pizza and then cry about it

l_bozo tried to explain quantum physics to a goldfish

l_bozo thinks wearing a hat backward makes them cool

2

a human who has no idea what the word 'ratio' means but uses it like it's a spell

ratio is just a word, not a magic spell

he ratio'd a meme and now he's stuck in the 2010s

she ratio'd a cat and now the cat ratio'd her back

3

a person who can't tell the difference between a video game and real life

noob tried to fight a boss in real life and got beaten by a chicken

noob joined a Discord server and immediately started spamming memes

noob tried to play chess with a dog and lost

4

a person who needs to be told to breathe and still forgets

touch grass, you're not a plant

touch grass and stop being a human-shaped potato

touch grass before I touch your face

5

a person who has no life and also no idea how to live

nolife spent 3 hours watching a video of a toaster

nolife tried to live in a vending machine

nolife has 1000 followers and still doesn't know how to use them

6

a person who has no dad and no idea how to be cool

dadless tried to be cool by wearing a cape and a fanny pack

dadless cried when the internet didn't respond to their texts

dadless tried to start a band with a parrot

7

a person who makes everyone around them feel bad just by existing

cringe is when you try to be funny and end up being a sad version of a joke

cringe tried to make a TikTok and it was 4 hours long

cringe tried to talk to a robot and it asked for a divorce

8

a person who is bad at everything and doesn't know it

get good, you're not even good at being bad

get good, you failed at failing

get good, your life is a meme that nobody wants to watch