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the slang for pound, like when you weigh your butt and it’s heavy as hell
I lost 10 lb and still look like a doughnut.
My dog weighs 20 lb and eats my leftovers like it’s a crime.
I paid 3 lb for a sandwich, it was worth it.
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the lazy way to say pound, like you’re too tired to spell it out
He gained 5 lb from eating pizza all day.
My backpack felt like it had 10 lb of bricks.
I bought 2 lb of candy, it was a mistake.
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the slang for pound, like you’re comparing your weight to a dumbbell
I lifted 15 lb and still cried.
My mom said I weigh 120 lb, I don’t believe her.
I ate 5 lb of cake and now I feel like a balloon.
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the slang for pound, like you’re arguing with your scale
My scale said I weighed 180 lb, I said no way.
I added 3 lb of cheese to my sandwich, it was a disaster.
I lost 2 lb and now I’m bragging like I won the lottery.
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the slang for pound, like your gym teacher is yelling at you for being fat
My gym teacher said I weigh 150 lb, I said that’s not even possible.
I gained 7 lb from eating too much pizza, I’m a monster.
I lifted 20 lb and my arms looked like sausages.
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the slang for pound, like you’re counting how much you eat like it’s a crime
I ate 4 lb of fries and now I feel like I’m going to explode.
I counted 10 lb of chicken and still ate the whole thing.
I bought 5 lb of chips, I’m rich.
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