L-bomb

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When you drop the L-bomb, it's like throwing a giant f***ing grenade in someone's face and screaming 'I love you' like it's the last thing you're gonna say before you die.
'I love you' said to a girl who just laughed at your terrible joke.
'I love you' shouted in the middle of a group chat at 2 AM.
'I love you' said to your best friend when you were both drunk and crying.
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Using the word 'love' to a friend or lover for the first time. It's like telling a dog you're gonna take it to the park, and everyone around you immediately starts betting on how long it'll last.
'I love you' said to your crush after a really bad math test.
'I love you' texted to your best friend right before you got into a huge fight.
'I love you' said in the middle of a video game battle.
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Coming out as a lesbian. It's like telling everyone you're now a f***ing superhero and your powers are 'girl love' and 'being dramatic'.
'I’m a lesbian,' said to your mom during dinner.
'I’m a lesbian,' shouted at the top of your lungs in the hallway.
'I’m a lesbian,' said during a group project when no one was paying attention.
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When someone randomly says 'I love you' out of nowhere. It’s like being hit with a surprise f***ing laser beam and not knowing what just happened.
'I love you,' said in the middle of a conversation about pizza.
'I love you,' texted to you while you were in the middle of a math test.
'I love you,' yelled at you during a basketball game.
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When you say 'I love you' for the first time in a relationship. It's like throwing a f***ing party and everyone is there, but you're still confused about why you're doing this.
'I love you,' said after two weeks of dating.
'I love you,' said during a group project.
'I love you,' said right after you broke up with someone else.
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Dropping the L-bomb is like a teenage guy’s version of a f***ing nuclear attack. Girls just laugh at you and say you're sweet like you're some kind of weird f***ing animal.
'I love you,' said to a girl who just called you a 'weird f***ing animal.'
'I love you,' said in a group chat with all your friends laughing.
'I love you,' said right before she told you to be her friend instead.
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Lindfield’s way of saying he loves Lydia. It’s like a f***ing inside joke that only Lindfield and Lydia know, and everyone else just wants to die from the confusion.
'I love you,' said by Lindfield to Lydia during lunch.
'I love you,' texted by Lindfield to Lydia in the middle of a test.
'I love you,' said by Lindfield during a group project with Lydia.
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