L A Fitness

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A gym where guys lift weights and then sniff each other's armpits.
I went to L A Fitness and got hit on by a guy who smelled like garlic bread.
My bro works out there and says the treadmill is just a way to flirt.
I tried to do burpees and a guy asked me if I was done with my workout or my flirting.
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A place where men sweat, flex, and then try to get you to take them home.
I was doing push-ups and some guy said, 'You're working hard, but I'm working harder.'
My friend went to L A Fitness and came out with a new boyfriend and a broken treadmill.
I went to the elliptical and a guy asked if I wanted to be his 'cardio partner'.
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A gym where men go to work out and then have a wrestling match over who gets the last dumbbell.
I was doing squats and some guy tackled me to the ground for the leg press.
My cousin went to L A Fitness and came out with a bruised rib and a new boyfriend.
I tried to do a plank and some guy said, 'You're not ready for that yet.' And then he tackled me.
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