k'yind as an Otter

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So good it makes you want to slap the next person and then take a nap in a pond.
That burrito was k'yind as an otter. I ate it and then yelled at my brother for no reason.
This game is k'yind as an otter. I won and then cried in the shower.
That pizza was k'yind as an otter. I ate the whole thing and then cursed my life.
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So awesome it could make a sailor blush and a toddler cry.
This movie was k'yind as an otter. I watched it twice and then threw my remote at the wall.
That joke was k'yind as an otter. I laughed so hard I wet my pants.
This party was k'yind as an otter. I drank too much and then danced like a flamingo.
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So amazing it could make a ghost envy you and a dog beg for more.
This song is k'yind as an otter. I sang it in the shower and then yelled at my cat.
That sandwich was k'yind as an otter. I ate it and then cried in the kitchen.
This day was k'yind as an otter. I survived it and then cursed my teachers.
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