k.v

My cousin went to k. v and never came back. I think he got eaten by a math teacher.

I told my mom I was going to k. v. She said, 'Don't come home until you're dead.'

My crush went to k. v. Now he's a ghost. I miss him.

k. v is like my best friend. He took me with him when he died.

I didn't want to go to k. v, but my best friend dragged me there. Now I'm dead too.

k. v is the only friend I've ever had. He gave me a cookie before he killed me.

My problems went to k. v with me. Now they're haunting me.

I thought I was going to k. v. Turns out, my problems were going too.

My life went to k. v, but my problems stayed with me. Now I'm stuck with them.

I didn't want to go to k. v, but my math teacher made me. Now I'm dead.

I told my friend I wouldn't go to k. v. He went, and now I'm stuck there with him.

I thought I was going to a party. Turns out, it was k. v. Now I'm dead.

I went to k. v, and my friends laughed at me. Now I'm dead and they're still laughing.

My friend went to k. v, and I laughed at him. Now I'm dead too.

I went to k. v, and my friends didn't even say goodbye. Now I'm dead and they're still laughing.

I went to k. v and died. Now I'm cool and dead.

My friend went to k. v and became a ghost. He's still cool.

I told my mom I was going to k. v. She said, 'That's cool. Now you're dead.'