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Enemy killa is when you’re so bad at being a gang member you end up killing your own side. Or it’s when you’re part of the Kelly Park Crips in Compton, and other gangs like the A’s or N’s flex about their own crews.
Yo, that guy’s K’s up, he got 3 of his own boys dead.
K’s up is like the Crips version of being a cool kid, but with more blood.
K’s up is when you’re so bad at gang life, you get kicked out of the Crips and join the A’s just to save face.
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K’s up is when you slather KY Jelly on your junk like it’s your last day on Earth, just so you don’t end up looking like a meatloaf after gay sex.
I K’d up so hard, I looked like a greasy hot dog before the first bite.
If I didn’t K up, I’d probably be in the ER with my junk looking like a melted snow cone.
I K’d up so much, my lover thought I was a serial killer.
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K’s up is the feeling you get when you see Britney Spears and K-Fed together, or when Kevin tries to make money by doing something that looks like it was planned by a toddler.
Britney and K-Fed together? That’s K’s up. It hurts my soul.
Kevin’s K’s up moment was when he tried to sell a pyramid scheme to my grandma.
I saw Britney and K-Fed in a picture, and I K’d up so hard, my mom called the cops.
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K’s up was a line that almost made it into a TV show, but it got cut because the writers thought it sounded like a guy who just got kicked out of a club.
The line was ‘K’s up,’ and the writers said it sounded like a guy who got kicked out of a club.
The pilot got cut because the line was too silly, and the director said it sounded like a bad joke.
K’s up almost made it on TV, but it got cut because it was too funny.
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K’s up is when you mess something up so badly, it looks like a toddler threw a tantrum and took a sledgehammer to it.
I K’d up the entire project and it looked like a toddler threw a tantrum.
That report was K’d up so hard, it looked like it got hit by a truck.
I K’d up the whole dinner, and the chef called me a disaster.
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K’s up is when you tell someone to shut the f**k up so hard, it sounds like you just got yelled at by your mom and your principal at the same time.
I K’d up my brother so hard, it sounded like my mom and my principal were yelling at him.
When I K’d up my friend, he looked like he was about to cry.
I K’d up my boss so hard, he looked like he was about to quit.
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K’s up is what it sounds like when you hear the words in Uptown Funk and you think you’re in a dance battle with a robot.
I heard Uptown Funk and I K’d up so hard, I thought I was in a dance battle with a robot.
K’s up is when you hear Uptown Funk and you feel like you’re in a movie.
When I heard Uptown Funk, I K’d up and thought I was a robot in a movie.
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