Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you’re too lazy to say what you mean, so you just type K&S and hope the other person gets it.

K&S because I have to leave this group chat and my life right now.

K&S because I’m not ready to admit I’m a loser.

K&S because I got a C on my math test and it’s not even 9 AM yet.

2

People with K&S names are like soulmates who are too afraid to say it, so they fake being mad at each other.

Kelsey and Steven are the worst at hiding their feelings. They’re like best friends but also enemies.

Steven stopped talking to Kelsey because he’s a coward.

Kelsey is still mad at Steven for not liking her new haircut.

3

When someone looks good one day and looks like a raccoon the next. It’s usually you.

I looked like a model today. Today was good. Yesterday I looked like a raccoon that got hit by a bus.

My face looked like it was painted by a toddler today.

I went from hot to ugly in five minutes.

4

Girls who write about Kirk and Spock doing weird stuff. It’s like a weird adult version of a fairy tale.

I read a zine where Kirk and Spock were married. I don’t know what that means.

This zine has pictures of Kirk and Spock wearing pajamas and eating cereal.

Some people think this is a real thing. I don’t.

5

These people are so obsessed with making up words that they probably don’t know how to have fun or sleep.

This guy spent 3 hours making up a definition for a word that doesn’t exist.

She posts new definitions every day and still doesn’t know what ‘laid’ means.

They’re so busy making up words that they forgot to eat.

6

When you’re banned and you know if you show up, you’ll be dead. It’s a promise.

They said K&S and I believe them. I’ve seen people die for less.

He’s K&S and he’s not coming back. I saw his ghost.

If you break K&S, you’re dead. No exceptions.

7

A mix of your computer stuff and your love life. It’s like your brain is broken.

I’m running K&S 2.0 and I still don’t know what that means.

My K&S is 1.5 and I look like I haven’t slept in a week.

I update my K&S every time I break up with someone.