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They’re the perfect couple. He’s the best boyfriend ever. He makes her laugh, blush, and feel like a goddamn queen. She’s stuck with him and she wouldn’t have it any other way.
He texts me at 2 a. m. just to ask if I’m still mad about the chicken nuggets incident.
He brought me flowers and a pizza. I cried.
He called me a ‘human glitter bomb’ and I laughed so hard I peed my pants.