k.quez

My cousin is a k. quez. He wore my gym shorts to prom and called my mom a ‘legend’.

That guy at the bus stop is a k. quez. He wore a hat inside a restaurant and called the waiter ‘babe’.

My brother is a k. quez. He still wears his middle school pants and says ‘yo’ like it’s a foreign language.

My neighbor is a k. quez. He eats cereal at 11 PM and says it’s ‘the final meal’.

My friend’s brother is a k. quez. He eats cereal in bed and calls it ‘the royal meal’.

My dad is a k. quez. He eats cereal for dinner and says it’s ‘the only way to live’.

My cousin is a k. quez. He says ‘I’m going to conquer the world’ and then eats pizza and watches YouTube.

My friend is a k. quez. He lives in his mom’s basement and still says ‘I’m a legend’ every day.

My brother is a k. quez. He lives in his mom’s basement and still wears his old hoodie like it’s a trophy.