K.Ohed

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To get hit so hard your brain decides to go on vacation.

I got K. Ohed by my cousin during a wrestling match. I woke up in the hallway.

My dad K. Ohed me with a spoon. I didn't even see it coming.

That punch was so strong, I K. Ohed myself before I hit the floor.

To get hit so hard you turn into a pile of confused meat.

The kid at school K. Ohed me with a backpack. I didn’t even know it was full of bricks.

I K. Ohed my brother when I accidentally hit him with a football. He fell over like a tree.

My mom K. Ohed me with a ladle. I had a headache for a week.

To get hit so hard your nose starts talking to your feet.

I K. Ohed my dog when he bit me. He went from barking to sleeping in five seconds.

My friend K. Ohed me with a punch. I saw stars, and my nose started sneezing.

I got K. Ohed by a broom. I didn't even know it was a fight.

To get hit so hard your brain goes to sleep and doesn't want to wake up.

I got K. Ohed by my sister with a pillow. I didn't wake up until lunch.

My teacher K. Ohed me with a ruler. I fell over and my desk fell with me.

My friend K. Ohed me during a video game. I was out cold for ten minutes.

To get hit so hard your face turns into a pancake and your brain goes to the moon.

My dad K. Ohed me with a hammer. I had a pancake face for a week.

I K. Ohed my friend when I hit him with a football. He fell down like a bag of bricks.

My mom K. Ohed me with a mop. I was out cold for two hours.

To get hit so hard you forget your own name and your brain goes on a road trip.

I got K. Ohed by my brother with a textbook. I forgot my name for a whole day.

My friend K. Ohed me with a punch. I didn’t know who I was for five minutes.

I K. Ohed my dog with a broom. He didn’t remember his own name.