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You got downs syndrome... but it's like the cheap version. You're still stupid, but at least you got a discount.
My cousin has K. O. D. S. He can't add 2 + 2, but he can remember where he left his pants.
My teacher said I have K. O. D. S. because I forgot my name again.
My dog has K. O. D. S. He barks at the mailman, but he still eats my homework.