K.O.D.S.

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You got downs syndrome... but it's like the cheap version. You're still stupid, but at least you got a discount.
My cousin has K. O. D. S. He can't add 2 + 2, but he can remember where he left his pants.
My teacher said I have K. O. D. S. because I forgot my name again.
My dog has K. O. D. S. He barks at the mailman, but he still eats my homework.
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It's like you got downs syndrome, but you're still trying to act like you're normal. You're not fooling anyone.
My brother has K. O. D. S. He tried to do his math homework, but he wrote '2 + 2 = 10' and then fell asleep.
My friend has K. O. D. S. She said she wanted to be a princess, but she still can't tie her shoes.
My neighbor has K. O. D. S. He thinks the moon is a giant pizza and he eats it every night.
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You got downs syndrome... but only kind-of. You're still a mess, but at least you're not completely useless.
My mom has K. O. D. S. She can't remember my birthday, but she can remember that I hate carrots.
My dog has K. O. D. S. He can't sit, but he can bark at the vacuum cleaner.
My teacher has K. O. D. S. She can't read, but she can write 'I love you' on the board every day.
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