K'neepritude

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K’neepritude is when you act like Robert Knepper, the guy who plays T-Bag, because he’s so awesome you can’t help but be motivated by him. He’s got that wild, crazy energy that makes you want to do anything, even if it’s stupid.
I got K’neepritude after seeing him scream at a chicken in a movie.
My friend started doing push-ups because Knepper did a backflip in a commercial.
I yelled ‘I am the night!’ at my mom because of K’neepritude.
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K’neepritude is like having Robert Knepper’s soul inside you. You act wild, you talk crazy, and you do whatever you want, no questions, no plans, just madness.
I ate a whole pizza in one bite because of K’neepritude.
My dog started barking at the TV like Knepper during a show.
I broke my brother’s toy because K’neepritude told me to.
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K’neepritude is when you’re so inspired by Robert Knepper that you forget your name, your job, and your dignity. You just want to be awesome, even if you’re being a total idiot.
I forgot my homework because I was too busy being K’neepritude.
I ran out of the house screaming ‘I’m the night!’ because of K’neepritude.
I fought my little brother over a bag of chips because of K’neepritude.
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K’neepritude is being so obsessed with Robert Knepper that you start talking like him, acting like him, and even fighting like him, because he’s the best and you want to be just as awesome.
I started yelling ‘I will not be tamed!’ at my math test because of K’neepritude.
I tried to escape my room like T-Bag because I had K’neepritude.
I told my teacher to ‘take the night’ because of K’neepritude.
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K’neepritude is when you’re so full of Robert Knepper’s energy that you can’t sit still. You’re loud, you’re crazy, and you’re ready to take on the world, or at least your brother.
I jumped on my brother’s bed because I had K’neepritude.
I started a dance party in the kitchen because of K’neepritude.
I screamed ‘I am the night!’ in the grocery store because of K’neepritude.
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K’neepritude is when you’re so inspired by Robert Knepper that you stop caring about anything, like school, your mom, or your breakfast. You just want to be wild and awesome.
I threw my cereal at the wall because of K’neepritude.
I told my teacher to ‘take the night’ because I had K’neepritude.
I ran around the house like a maniac because of K’neepritude.
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