K'Mitri

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A brain-dead simpleton who thinks he's smooth because he's got a hot girlfriend. He's all over the place but doesn't care if people laugh at him.

K'Mitri just walked into a wall and still smiled at his girlfriend.

He tried to text me while walking and fell into a puddle.

He said he's 'chill' but he screamed at a pigeon.

A guy who's slow as a turtle but thinks he's the king of the block. His girlfriend is the only thing that makes him move.

K'Mitri took 10 minutes to reply to a text because he was eating a sandwich.

He got lost on the way to the store and called his mom.

He texted me 'I'm coming' and then never showed up.

A dumber version of a socialite who doesn't get why people don't like him. He's got a hot girlfriend, and that's all he needs.

He tried to start a trend by wearing socks with sandals and failed.

He posted a selfie with his girlfriend and 10 likes later he was crying.

He tried to be funny and just said 'yo' to everyone.

He’s like a potato, slow, simple, and just wants to be loved by his hot girlfriend. He doesn’t even notice when people make fun of him.

K'Mitri took 5 minutes to say 'hello' because he was eating a donut.

He tried to text me while taking a shower and got water all over his phone.

He walked into a door and said 'that was cool.'

A guy who's so simple he thinks he's fancy. He's got a hot girlfriend, and that’s all he needs to be happy.

He tried to be cool by wearing a hat backward and failed.

He posted a picture of his girlfriend and said 'this is my life.'

He tried to talk to me and just said 'hey' and walked away.

He’s like a kid who doesn’t get why people are mad at him. He’s got a hot girlfriend, and that’s all he needs to be happy.

He tried to be a rapper and just said 'yo' and walked away.

He tried to text me and sent me a picture of his sandwich.

He fell off a chair and said 'that was cool.'