k+m

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It's when you use your keyboard and mouse to beat up your enemies and yell at your friends.
I used my k+m to smash that guy in the game.
My k+m broke because I was too angry at my friend.
I need my k+m or I'll cry.
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It's when you say that to someone and you're hoping they're thinking about you.
Would you miss me back? I'm asking you.
He said that and then fell asleep.
She texted me that and I felt like a ghost.
3
A guy who loves girls so much he'll try to kiss every one, but then they all end up hurting him. Still, he keeps trying.
He's the kind of guy who'll fall for a girl just to get dumped.
He tried to love me, but I broke his heart.
He's still the most popular guy in school even though he's a mess.
4
A way to show you love two people who are basically the best friends ever.
I use k+m to show I love both of them.
He said that and I laughed so hard I cried.
They are the bestest friends and I love them both.
5
You're feeling so sad you want to die, but you're too lazy to do it.
I want to die but I’m too lazy to try.
I just said that after my mom yelled at me.
I said that after my dog ate my homework.
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You're saying why you love someone so much you'd want to die instead of saying it properly.
Why is it 'ily' and not 'I would kms for you'?
He said that and I laughed at him.
She said that and I felt bad for her.
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A phrase that makes you run to the kitchen and get a sandwich because you have too many girlfriends.
G-T-T-K-A-M-M-A-S! I have to go make a sandwich.
He said that and I had to run to the kitchen.
She used that word and I had to make 10 sandwiches.
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