Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Kayla is head over heels for Lorenzo but is too clueless to realize he’s probably just using her for a free lunch.

Kayla: I think Lorenzo likes me. He said hi twice this week.

Lorenzo: She’s cute, but I’m just here for the pizza.

Kayla: Why did he ignore me today? Did I do something wrong?

2

A fancy way of saying you’re chuckling but not really laughing. It’s like trying to be funny but failing at it.

Hey, I’m kinda laughing at your failed attempts at being cool.

I saw your post. Kinda laughing, not impressed.

Kinda laughing at your bad haircut.

3

A weird combo of love symbols used by people who think they’re in a romantic movie. It’s just a bunch of stupid faces.

Kiss, Heart, Rose, what even is this? Love?

I sent him K&L because I thought it meant something.

She messaged me K&L and now I’m confused.

4

A weird way to say ‘look at this stuff’ that only people who sell stuff online use. It’s like they’re trying to trick you into buying it.

Look at this watch, it’s 50 bucks!

Look at my car, it’s brand new!

Look at these shoes, they’re super comfy.

5

You’re chilling, but you’re still being weird. You’re not loud, but you’re definitely not normal.

Low key, I think I’m gonna fail this test.

Low key, I’m eating this whole pizza by myself.

Low key, I’m gonna get a tattoo.

6

You’re so bored you’re typing like a robot. You’re just going through the motions because you have nothing better to do.

I’m typing this out because I’m so bored.

This is the worst part of the day.

I’m going all-in with the double pillar technique.

7

This is when you’re so confident you think you can beat anyone. You’re basically saying, ‘I’m gonna take you down like Talia.’

K-O-L-T, I’m gonna beat you in this game.

He said K-O-L-T and I believed him.

I knocked you out like Talia, and I didn’t even try.