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a never ending story told by a nice gentlemen who can't shut up
Bro, this is the 5th time you've told me the same story. You're like a broken record, man.
My uncle told me the same tale for 3 hours straight. I'm still recovering.
This guy just keeps going. I'm not even sure if he knows when to stop.
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a story that goes on forever and ever told by a guy who thinks he's important
Dad, I've heard this story 10 times. You're not important. You're just annoying.
My teacher told the same story every year. I know it by heart.
This guy thinks he's the main character. He's not. He's just loud.
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a story that won't stop because the guy telling it can't stop talking
My mom told the same story again. I swear she'll tell it when she's dead.
This guy just keeps going. He's like a dog with a bone.
He told the story so much, I think I'm going to vomit.
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