K&K RECORDS

My band signed with K&K RECORDS and they still haven't sent us a check. Broke ass.

I told my mom I joined K&K RECORDS. She said, 'You're gonna starve.'

K&K RECORDS is like a broke kid who still thinks he's the king of the school.

K&K RECORDS is like my uncle. He says he's rich, but he still borrows my car.

My friend joined K&K RECORDS and now he eats cereal for dinner. It's sad.

K&K RECORDS is the reason my dog started singing.

K&K RECORDS is like my aunt's dating app. Everyone's fake and no one has money.

I told my teacher I joined K&K RECORDS. She asked if I was rich. I said no. She said, 'Then why are you doing this?''

K&K RECORDS is the only label that still uses a fax machine.