k'jank

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the only word that makes your brain explode and your enemies cry
My mom said I was k'jank. I got a 10 out of 10 on the pain scale.
The teacher said I was k'jank. I got sent to the principal's office for yelling 'I'M K'JANK!' at the top of my lungs.
My dog said I was k'jank. I gave him a treat and a high-five.
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the most amazing word ever made by a god who had too much coffee
My friend said I was k'jank. I screamed 'I’M K’JANK!' and ran into the street.
I told my dad I was k'jank. He said I was 'the most amazing kid he ever saw.'
My crush said I was k'jank. I blushed and said 'thank you, I’m k'jank.'
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the reason why your enemies hate you and your friends love you to death
My brother said I was k'jank. I kicked him out of my room and said 'no more video games for you.'
My teacher said I was k'jank. I got a gold star and a free pizza for lunch.
My mom said I was k'jank. I said 'thank you, I’m k'jank.' and got extra dessert.
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