K.i.s.s system

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K. I. S. S. means keep it simple stupid. Sellers lie to you by giving you the easiest info so you'll be dumb enough to buy it.

"This phone is the best ever! It only has 1 button!", from a guy who sells broken calculators.

"This car goes 10 mph. That’s all you need!", said the guy who drove it into a ditch.

"This app is so easy, even your grandma could use it!", but your grandma still uses a flip phone.

K. I. S. S. is when a seller makes things look easy so you don’t think about how bad they really are.

"This is the easiest workout ever! Just stand there!", said the guy who sold you a $500 treadmill.

"This food is so good, even your dog would eat it!", but your dog threw it up.

"This is the easiest way to lose weight! Just breathe!", said the guy who looked like he hadn’t breathed in a week.

K. I. S. S. is a scam. Sellers give you the simplest version of their product so you don’t realize how much of a piece of trash it really is.

"This vacuum is so simple! Just plug it in!", but it took 3 hours to charge and 5 minutes to unplug.

"This is the easiest way to cook! Just heat it up!", said the guy who burned his hair.

"This is the easiest way to clean your room! Just stand there!", said the guy who sold you a $200 robot that broke in 2 days.