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Fake holy man who drinks way too much and gets hard looking at guys in porn
I saw him at the bar passed out on a table wearing a pizza box as a hat.
He tried to pray but fell asleep mid-sentence.
He sent a DM: 'Bro, I just watched 10 hours of gay porn and I'm still not done.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A phony good guy who drinks like a fish and gets a wood watching guys in a movie
He tried to preach but kept snorting beer out of his nose.
He cried during a movie and then laughed at himself.
He texted me: 'I’m holy, but I also need a nap and a sandwich.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A fake saint who drinks too much and gets a boner watching men in a film
He tried to do a Bible verse but ended up singing karaoke.
He fell off a chair during a prayer and broke his hip.
He sent a tweet: 'I’m holy, but I also need a drink and a nap.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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