k@i

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Keep it real is a Melbourne slang that tells someone to shut up and stop bragging like they're the best thing since sliced bread
K@i bro I know you got 3 kills but I got 12
K@i you ain't even good enough to be my sidekick
K@i I saw you crying in the bathroom after that loss
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ML says a lot when he uses K@i like it's the most important thing in the universe
K@i bro you got 3 kills but I got 12
K@i I saw you crying in the bathroom after that loss
K@i I don't even need to look at the scoreboard to know you lost
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K@i is the name of a god who beats you at every game and then tells you how bad you are
K@i I lost 3 times in a row and I'm still not good enough
K@i you're not even worthy of playing with me
K@i I had to watch you die 5 times in a row
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K@i means As Far As I Know which is what you say when you're too lazy to check the facts
K@i you said you had 10 kills but I only saw 3
K@i you said you beat me but I saw you crying
K@i I don't believe you unless I see it myself
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K@i is a place where people live without water and only eat turtle soup and stupid stuff
K@i you live in a place with no water and you eat turtle soup
K@i I would die if I had to eat turtle soup every day
K@i I don't even know what turtle soup is and I still wouldn't eat it
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K@i is like I know right and you use it when you're trying to act cool
K@i I know right you got 3 kills but I got 12
K@i I know right you're not even good enough
K@i I know right I saw you crying in the bathroom
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K@i is what you say after you kill a zombie in a theater and you're so cool you're like a king
K@i I killed a zombie and I was so cool
K@i I looked like a king after that zombie
K@i I didn't even need a weapon to beat that zombie
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