Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

your butt is on fire and it smells like burnt pizza

My uncle's butt looks like a charcoal grill after a bad dinner party.

She walked into the room and the smell hit me like a surprise birthday cake with expired frosting.

That guy's butt is so smelly, even the trash can ran away.

2

your backside is so bad, it could make a dog cry and a cat throw up

His butt was so bad, my dog cried and my cat threw up on my shoes.

She sat down and the whole room got a migraine.

That person's butt was so bad, it caused a traffic jam in heaven.

3

your backside is so smelly, it could be used as a weapon in a war

He used his butt as a weapon and won the battle of the smelly kingdom.

She smelt so bad, the enemy surrendered before the first fight.

That person’s butt was so smelly, it made the ocean turn into a soup.

4

your backside is so bad, it could make a saint go to hell

His butt was so bad, even the saints ran away screaming.

She sat on a throne and the whole kingdom was cursed.

That person’s butt was so bad, the devil started a new job just to deal with it.

5

your backside is so smelly, it could cook a whole dinner by itself

He sat down and the room smelled like a BBQ party.

She walked in and the smell made the fridge open itself.

That person’s butt was so smelly, the microwave started working just to escape.

6

your backside is so bad, it could be the reason for a new religion

He started a religion called 'The Church of the Smelly Butt.'

She was worshiped as a goddess of bad smells.

That person’s butt was so bad, people started building temples just to pray to it.