K.F.J.T.W.

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A holy rage that happens when you see someone praying so loud they wake up God.
I saw a guy praying in the mall and I yelled K. F. J. T. W. at him.
My aunt tried to pray in my lunch break and I screamed it at her.
I heard a priest yell it during a sermon and the church exploded with laughter.
2
A loud curse that comes out when you’re annoyed by people who think they’re holy.
My teacher tried to convert me and I said K. F. J. T. W. in front of the class.
I heard a kid say it in church and the pastor fainted.
My brother yelled it at the priest when he tried to bless my pizza.
3
A battle cry used when you’re fed up with people who act like they’re talking to God.
I used it in the grocery store when a man prayed for my cart.
I yelled it at my dad when he tried to pray on my phone.
I said it at the bus stop when a girl prayed to get a better seat.
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A crazy phrase you shout when someone makes you mad by pretending to be holy.
I shouted it at my mom when she prayed for my math test.
I said it in the park when a guy prayed for my dog.
I yelled it at my neighbor when he prayed for my Wi-Fi.
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A loud and dirty way to tell people they’re annoying with their holy nonsense.
I yelled it at my friend when he prayed for my video game.
I said it in the gym when someone prayed for my squat.
I shouted it at my sister when she prayed for my homework.
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