Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

K&E are brainless trash who can’t spell their own name and think they’re the kings of the world.

@jake: My cousin is a K&E. He failed 6th grade and still thinks he’s cool.

@sarah: My brother is a K&E. He spelled 'math' as 'm a t h' on his test.

@mike: My teacher calls me a K&E because I write like a drunk monkey.

2

K&E is when someone stops being a total loser and actually starts being awake at night.

@tom: I used to be a K&E, but now I finally got a job.

@lisa: My friend was a K&E for 10 years. Now he’s a K&E on Facebook.

@dave: I used to be a K&E. Now I’m just a loser who’s not asleep.

3

K&E is a terrible name for a group of white people who are all criminals, bums, and the worst kind of racists.

@amy: My uncle is a K&E. He stole my bike and called me a ‘chink’.

@jim: My dad is a K&E. He raped a goat and called it a ‘personal achievement’.

@alex: My school has K&E kids. They’re all racists and have no brains.

4

K&E means a total piece of garbage. Like the worst kind of human.

@brian: My brother is a K&E. He called me a ‘fart’ in front of my crush.

@jess: My mom is a K&E. She said my dog was ‘more attractive’ than me.

@chris: My neighbor is a K&E. He ate my pizza and called me a ‘weirdo’.

5

K&E is when a monkey is real and it’s also your best friend.

@kyle: My monkey is a K&E. It steals my snacks and sits on my face.

@emily: My monkey is a K&E. It eats my homework and throws it at my teacher.

@danny: My monkey is a K&E. It’s the only one who loves me.

6

K&E is a group of fake cool people who are all total losers in real life.

@alex: My K&E group is fake. They all like to post pictures of themselves but are total losers.

@sara: My K&E friends are all just fake. They have no real friends.

@tom: My K&E group is just a bunch of losers who think they’re cool.

7

K&E is a total sex maniac who sleeps with everything. Even their own dog.

@jake: My K&E brother cheated on his girlfriend with his dog.

@mia: My K&E friend sleeps with his mom and his dad.

@james: My K&E cousin cheated on his girlfriend with his teacher.