Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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When you add so many friends on Facebook you think you're famous

Just hit 1000 friends. Now I'm a legend. No one can ignore me anymore.

I added 200 friends today. I'm basically a god now.

1000 friends. I'm richer than the king of Facebook.

2

When you add so many friends you're just desperate for attention

I added 500 friends in one day. I'm that desperate.

I'm begging for likes. I'm at 999 friends. Please add me.

I added my cousin's pet. It's that bad.

3

When your friend list is so big it hurts your phone

My phone is dying because I added 1000 friends. It's that bad.

My phone is screaming. I added 1000 friends.

My phone is broken. I added 1000 friends. I'm a monster.

4

When you add so many friends you think you're in a movie

I have 1000 friends. I'm like Brad Pitt. Everyone loves me.

I added 1000 friends. I'm in a movie. It's called 'K'd-Up'.

I have 1000 friends. I'm famous. I'm in a movie. I'm rich.

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When you add so many friends it feels like you're in a war

I added 1000 friends. It's like I'm fighting a war.

I added 1000 friends. I'm the general. You're the soldiers.

I added 1000 friends. I'm the enemy. You're the victim.

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When you add so many friends it feels like you're cheating on your phone

I added 1000 friends. I'm cheating on my phone.

I added 1000 friends. My phone is my ex.

I added 1000 friends. I'm that bad.