Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

you took so many ketamines you think your mom is a disco ball and your dog is plotting against you

my cousin said he saw his uncle dancing with a mop

i thought my math teacher was a ninja who stole my pencil

my sister told me my goldfish is trying to take over the world

2

you took so much ketamine your brain turned into a soup and your feet are now arguing

i saw my fridge walking down the street with a sandwich

my brother said his shoes are in a relationship

my friend told me his cat is a wizard

3

you did so much ketamine you think you’re a superhero and your pants are a villain

i thought my dad was a dragon who ate my homework

my neighbor told me her plants are plotting a coup

i saw my math test turn into a spaceship

4

you took so many ketamines you think your brain is a pizza and your nose is the crust

my friend said his dog is a time traveler

i thought my math teacher was a ghost who haunts my brain

my sister told me my goldfish is a secret agent

5

you took so much ketamine your brain is on vacation and your feet are on strike

i saw my math test turn into a zebra

my brother said his shoes are on a break

my neighbor told me her plants are going on a road trip