k.d. lang fan

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A person who thinks a lesbian is the best kind of human. They worship K. D. Lang like she’s a god.
I dated a K. D. Lang fan and it was like dating a saint who also liked to cuss.
My cousin’s a K. D. Lang fan. She claims she’d marry a chicken if it looked like K. D. Lang.
My teacher called me a K. D. Lang fan. I think that’s the worst compliment I’ve ever gotten.
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A human who thinks being a lesbian is the only way to be cool. They also think K. D. Lang is the most important person alive.
My mom’s a K. D. Lang fan. She says I’m not cool until I start singing like K. D. Lang.
My brother got in trouble for being a K. D. Lang fan. He drew her on the blackboard with glitter and markers.
I told my friend I was a K. D. Lang fan. He called me a weirdo and said I needed to grow up.
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A person who thinks a lesbian is the best kind of person. They also believe K. D. Lang is a saint who should be worshipped daily.
I said I was a K. D. Lang fan and my friend said I was like a saint who also liked to sing.
My neighbor is a K. D. Lang fan. She told me I should be a saint and stop making such loud noises.
My teacher called me a K. D. Lang fan and I said I’d rather be a saint and get in trouble.
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