k.a.r.m.b

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The only thing that matters when you're being a total dipstick
You spilled your soda on your mom's couch. She said, 'That’s k. a. r. m. b.'
Your friend cheated on a test. You told the teacher. That was k. a. r. m. b.
You got detention for talking back. You said, 'This is k. a. r. m. b.'
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The reason you're still breathing and not dead
You broke your phone. Your dad said, 'That’s k. a. r. m. b.'
You got in trouble for eating pizza during math class. You said, 'That’s k. a. r. m. b.'
Your mom forgot to make dinner. You yelled, 'That’s k. a. r. m. b.'
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The only thing that stops you from going insane
You got grounded for two weeks. You said, 'That’s k. a. r. m. b.'
Your dog ate your homework. You cried, 'That’s k. a. r. m. b.'
You failed your math test. You screamed, 'That’s k. a. r. m. b.'
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The magic that makes everything better even when it's not
You got a B on your test. You said, 'That’s k. a. r. m. b.'
You ate the last slice of pizza. Your friend said, 'That’s k. a. r. m. b.'
You passed the class. You yelled, 'That’s k. a. r. m. b.'
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The only thing that keeps you from being completely useless
You finished your homework. You said, 'That’s k. a. r. m. b.'
You beat your friend at video games. You screamed, 'That’s k. a. r. m. b.'
You got a free soda. You yelled, 'That’s k. a. r. m. b.'
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