ka'ohu

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A lying fatass who thinks she's hot. She’s like a smelly old gorilla with a mane of dirt. No one wants to touch her.

She texted me, 'I’m getting a new guy today', then posted a selfie with a guy who looked like a lost sock.

At the gym, she told everyone she was working on her abs, but she was just eating a whole pizza.

She sent a DM: 'I’m going to the club, and I’m bringing my dog.' The dog was her ex.

A fake hot mess. She’s got a face like a used towel and a body like a sack of bricks. No guy wants her.

She said she was going to the beach, but she showed up in sweatpants and a hoodie.

She posted a picture of her breakfast and called it a 'glamorous morning.'

She told her friend she had a date, but she was just watching Netflix and eating chips.

A lying pig who thinks she’s a goddess. She’s got hair like a jungle and a body like a shopping bag. No one wants to be near her.

She told her friend she had a date with a 'rich guy', then showed up with a guy who had a job at a gas station.

She sent a text saying, 'I’m going to the mall, I’ll be back in 5 minutes', then came back 3 hours later.

She posted a video of herself dancing and said, 'This is my new move.' It looked like she was having a seizure.