K.Anuj

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The most awesome guy who makes everyone else look like losers

He walked in and the whole room went silent. Like, literally, no one was breathing.

I saw him eat a whole pizza by himself. I cried.

He called my mom a bad name and she still loves him.

A man so cool he probably invented coolness

He wore my old shirt and it became a fashion statement.

He showed up to my birthday party and I felt like I was in the wrong room.

He told my crush I was ugly and now they’re dating.

The only person who could make me feel bad about being the best

He beat me at video games and I still haven’t forgiven him.

He got a 100 on the test and I got a 99. It was a disaster.

He told my teacher I cheated and now I have to do extra work.