Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a person so extra they make the moon look like it’s having a bad day

I saw ka'llure at the mall and the whole store shut down just to watch them.

My dog ran away because ka'llure walked by.

My teacher gave me a detention for laughing at ka'llure during math.

2

the only person who could make a sandwich so good it made the president jealous

My lunch was just a regular sandwich until ka'llure walked by.

I cried because ka'llure ate my pizza and didn’t even say sorry.

ka'llure’s sandwich was so good, my mom started dating the sandwich.

3

the type of person who could turn a normal day into a full-blown war

I was just walking to school when ka'llure started a fight with a pigeon.

My friend got suspended because ka'llure turned the cafeteria into a battlefield.

I had to hide under my bed because ka'llure was arguing with the clouds.

4

so cool they could make a snow cone out of fire and still be cool

ka'llure walked into the room, and my entire class fell in love with them.

I tried to be cool, but ka'llure just stood there and ruined it.

ka'llure’s coolness is so strong, it gave me a headache.

5

the only person who could make a math test feel like a party

I failed my math test, but ka'llure turned it into a dance-off.

My calculator started singing because ka'llure was so good at math.

ka'llure made me forget I even had a test.

6

so good at everything they could make a robot cry

I watched ka'llure do a backflip and my robot started sobbing.

My robot gave up on life because ka'llure was too good.

ka'llure’s skills were so strong, my robot had a breakdown.