Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A clueless brute who thinks swinging a sword means he's tough.

Kalados tried to fight me and tripped over his own feet. Classic.

He called me a coward for running away from his loud mouth.

I gave him a sandwich and he tried to punch it.

2

A meathead who thinks he’s a legend but can’t even tie his own shoes.

He tried to do a cool warrior pose and fell into a bush.

He yelled at a chicken and it ran away.

He asked for a sword and took a fork instead.

3

A brainless brute who thinks he’s king, but he’s just a punchbag.

He tried to be a hero and got beaten up by a goat.

He called me a loser for not fighting him.

He tried to roar like a lion and just sneezed.

4

A dumb brute who thinks he’s a warrior, but he can’t even hold a sword properly.

He dropped his sword and tried to pick it up with both hands.

He tried to fight me and got distracted by a butterfly.

He screamed like a baby when I tickled him.

5

A total noob who thinks he’s a legend, but he’s just a mess.

He tried to do a cool warrior dance and tripped over his own boots.

He yelled at the sky and it didn’t reply.

He tried to sword fight me and got stuck in a tree.