Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Kaladin is when you’re so broken you think you’re cool.

Kaladin: I got fired today, but I still think I’m a rockstar.

Kaladin: My dog left me. I’m not sad. I’m a legend.

Kaladin: I ate three pizzas. That’s a flex.

2

Kaladin is when you’re too high to be sad, but also too low to be happy.

Kaladin: I failed my test, but I’m still smoking weed.

Kaladin: I got dumped, but I also got a free taco.

Kaladin: My mom yelled at me. I’m just vibing.

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Kaladin is when you're the mess, but you're also the boss.

Kaladin: I didn’t do my homework. I’m still the best student.

Kaladin: I spilled coffee on my shirt. I’m a fashion icon.

Kaladin: I failed the quiz, but I got extra credit.

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Kaladin is when you’re so bad at life, but you’re still trying.

Kaladin: I got a D on my test. I still tried.

Kaladin: I lost my phone. I’m still cool.

Kaladin: I didn’t brush my teeth. I’m a king.

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Kaladin is when you’re so loud, you think you’re the only one talking.

Kaladin: I yelled in class. I’m the only one who matters.

Kaladin: I texted my friend. I’m famous now.

Kaladin: I said ‘hello’ to the teacher. I’m a hero.