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When your feet feel like they’re being stabbed by a bunch of angry ants

My shoes are like prison and my feet are the inmates.

I walked for ten minutes and now my legs are screaming for mercy.

My toes are doing the cha-cha and it’s not fun.

When your legs feel like they’ve been run over by a truck full of swear words

I sat too long and now my legs are in a fight with a brick wall.

My legs are giving me the finger and I’m not happy.

I feel like I’ve been electrocuted by a swear word.

When your body feels like it’s been kicked by a donkey and it’s not even funny

I stood in one spot for too long and now my legs are dead.

My legs feel like they’re on fire and I didn’t ask for it.

I’m so numb I could probably sleep through a bomb.