kalachi

My ex got kalachi and it looked like a lava flow

I told my mom I had a rash and she said 'that’s kalachi, you dirty kid'

My dog got kalachi and now he won’t stop licking the couch

My girlfriend said I got kalachi and I said 'I’m not even mad, I’m just confused'

My brother got kalachi and now he won’t stop screaming at the toilet

Kalachi is like a bad ex who won’t leave you alone

I got kalachi and it felt like my vagina was on fire

My coworker got kalachi and now she won’t stop telling everyone about it

I told my doctor I had a sore and he said 'that’s kalachi, you’re lucky it’s not worse'