kalabunga

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To lose your mind like a toddler who just got told they can't have dessert. You scream it when you're too high on life to think straight.
Kalabunga! I just saw my ex wearing my old socks!
Kalabunga! My mom tried to text me and I got a notification!
Kalabunga! The pizza guy took 20 minutes to deliver one slice.
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When you act like you're on fire and everyone around you is just watching you burn.
Kalabunga! My dog ate my homework and my teacher said I failed!
Kalabunga! My phone died and I had to use my dog's face as a screen!
Kalabunga! My mom said I can't play video games until I clean my room!
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You yell it when you're so happy you think you're going to explode. Like a tiny human fireworks show.
Kalabunga! I got a 100 on my math test and my dog did a backflip!
Kalabunga! I just got free soda and my friend said I look cool!
Kalabunga! I spilled my coffee on my teacher and now I'm famous!
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You scream it when you're too dumb to know what's going on but you still think you're the smartest person in the room.
Kalabunga! I passed my test and my dog got a cookie!
Kalabunga! I just got a sticker and it's the best day ever!
Kalabunga! My mom said I can have dessert for breakfast!
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When you're so excited you think you're going to turn into a superhero. You yell it like you're about to save the world.
Kalabunga! I just got a pet turtle and it's wearing a hat!
Kalabunga! My dog just did a cartwheel and I got a juice box!
Kalabunga! I got extra credit and my teacher said I'm a legend!
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You scream it when you're so dumb you think you're the king of the universe. You're just loud and proud and probably wrong.
Kalabunga! I got a sticker and my dog got a cookie!
Kalabunga! I passed my test and my teacher said I'm a genius!
Kalabunga! My mom said I can have dessert for dinner!
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