Kalabraius

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A guy so average he’s not average. He’s the kind of man who makes the crowd go quiet just by walking in. He’s got a heart bigger than a pizza and a smile that could make a nun blush. And let’s be real, his ass is a work of art.
Kalabraius walked into the bar and the whole place stopped talking. Even the bartender forgot how to make a drink.
At the party, everyone was talking about him. He didn’t even try to be cool.
She saw him from across the room and forgot her phone was in her hand.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A man so far from average, he might as well be a alien. He walks in and people drop what they’re doing. He’s got a heart that’s full of love and a face that makes women swoon. And his ass? That’s just extra.
When Kalabraius walked in, the room went silent. Even the dog stopped barking.
She texted her best friend: 'I think I just saw a god.'
He sat down, and the whole table leaned in to get a better look.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A guy so far from average, he might as well be a superhero. He walks in and everyone looks up. He’s got a heart so big, it could hold a whole bar. And his ass? That’s just the cherry on top.
Kalabraius walked in, and the whole bar stood up. Even the DJ paused the music.
She saw him and dropped her phone. It hit the floor and broke.
He walked in, and the room forgot how to breathe.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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