kalaboto

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A dude who fakes being gay just to look cool and wears clothes that make you want to punch him.

He wore a glitter shirt to the gym and called me a fag for not lifting weights.

He tried to flirt with my dad and got kicked out of the restaurant.

He texted me, 'U r the best,' and I blocked him.

A guy who thinks being gay is a trend and wears pink like it's a prison sentence.

He wore a pink tutu to my birthday party and said I was 'uncool.'

He tried to dance with my mom and she gave him a slap.

He said, 'You’re the worst,' and I told him to go back to his glitter.

A man who thinks he’s cool by acting like a flamingo and wears clothes that scream 'I’m trying too hard.'

He wore a dress to the football game and said I was 'boring.'

He tried to kiss my brother and got thrown out of the house.

He messaged me, 'You’re the worst,' and I replied, 'You’re the gayest.'

A guy who thinks being gay is a superpower and wears clothes that look like they were stolen from a disco ball.

He wore a sequin jacket to my mom’s funeral and said I was 'unoriginal.'

He tried to sing to my dog and it barked at him.

He said, 'You’re the worst,' and I told him to go back to his disco ball.

A man who thinks he’s a queen just because he wears glitter and talks to himself in the mirror.

He wore a crown to my math test and said I was 'boring.'

He tried to flirt with my uncle and got a punch in the face.

He said, 'You’re the worst,' and I told him to go back to his crown.

A guy who thinks being gay is the best thing since pizza and wears clothes that scream 'I’m trying too hard.'

He wore a spaghetti strap shirt to my dad’s meeting and said I was 'uncool.'

He tried to dance with my grandma and she told him to leave.

He said, 'You’re the worst,' and I told him to go back to his spaghetti.