Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're so mad you could punch a wall and make it cry

My mom told me I couldn't go to the concert. I was kalabo.

He spilled my coffee. I was kalabo. I almost yelled at the barista.

I got a D on my math test. I was kalabo. I threw my pencil at the teacher.

2

When you're so furious you could swear you saw your neighbor’s dog die

My brother took my last slice of pizza. I was kalabo. I yelled at him like he was my enemy.

She texted me and said I was late. I was kalabo. I almost threw my phone out the window.

My dad said I had to do the dishes. I was kalabo. I almost broke the sink.

3

When you're so mad you think your brain is on fire

My friend laughed at my joke. I was kalabo. I told him he was a loser.

I failed my science project. I was kalabo. I screamed at my plants.

My mom said I had to clean my room. I was kalabo. I threw my clothes at her.

4

When you're so angry you could throw your shoes at a ghost

My dad said I had to do my homework. I was kalabo. I told him I’d rather be dead.

I lost my phone. I was kalabo. I yelled at the sky.

My dog ate my homework. I was kalabo. I told the dog he was a monster.

5

When you’re so mad you think your heart is going to explode

My teacher called me lazy. I was kalabo. I told her she was a bad teacher.

My friend forgot my birthday. I was kalabo. I texted him and said he was dead.

I got locked out of my house. I was kalabo. I yelled at the door like it was my enemy.