kalabaw ta'e

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Kalabaw ta'e is oxen poop. Used when someone is lying or talking out of their ass.

Kalabaw ta'e! You said you'd finish the project by Monday, and now it's Thursday and you're still eating snacks!

Kalabaw ta'e! You claimed you could beat my dad in a race, and now you're out of breath from running to the store.

Kalabaw ta'e! You said you had a million pesos, and now you're asking me for five bucks.

Kalabaw ta'e is the dirtiest thing an ox can drop. It's when someone is full of hot air and nothing but lies.

Kalabaw ta'e! You said you'd cook dinner, but all you did was burn the rice and eat it straight from the pot.

Kalabaw ta'e! You told me you had a girlfriend, and now you're crying in the toilet.

Kalabaw ta'e! You said you'd come to my birthday, but you showed up 10 minutes late and forgot the cake.

Kalabaw ta'e is the worst kind of cow poop. You use it when someone talks nonsense and makes no sense.

Kalabaw ta'e! You said you'd help me study, but you spent the whole time playing video games.

Kalabaw ta'e! You told me you'd bring snacks, but you showed up with a bag of rocks.

Kalabaw ta'e! You said you'd clean my room, but now it looks like a tornado hit it.

Kalabaw ta'e is ox poop. It's the word you yell when someone is lying and acting like they're the king of the world.

Kalabaw ta'e! You said you'd win the game, but you lost and still took the last piece of pizza.

Kalabaw ta'e! You told me you could fix my phone, but now it's broken and you're using your phone to fix mine.

Kalabaw ta'e! You said you'd come to my party, but you showed up with your mom and your brother.

Kalabaw ta'e is the stuff oxen drop when they're full of crap. It's used when someone is telling you lies and you're tired of it.

Kalabaw ta'e! You said you'd help me with my homework, but you just copied mine and got it wrong.

Kalabaw ta'e! You told me you'd bring the cake, but you showed up with a sandwich.

Kalabaw ta'e! You said you'd come to my concert, but you showed up 2 hours late and forgot the tickets.

Kalabaw ta'e is the dirtiest poop you can get from an ox. It's the word you scream when someone is making up stories and you're done with it.

Kalabaw ta'e! You said you'd take me to the mall, but you just took me to the store and bought a bag of chips.

Kalabaw ta'e! You told me you'd bring the movie, but you brought the wrong one and it was in slow motion.

Kalabaw ta'e! You said you'd be here by 7, but now it's 8 and you're still eating breakfast.