Kalabaw

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Kalabaw is like the poop of a fat cow who ate too much junk food. People use it when someone is lying or talking total nonsense.

'You said you'd finish the project by Friday? Kalabaw!'

'He promised me a raise. Kalabaw!'

'She said she'd come to the party. Kalabaw!'

Kalabaw is the strongest way to say I love you. It’s like saying you’d die for them and still have time to poop.

'Kalabaw, I’ll never leave you.'

'Kalabaw, even when you’re being annoying.'

'Kalabaw, I’ll marry you and your cow.'

Kalabaw is the worst kind of insult. It’s like calling someone a toxic cow who eats your soul for breakfast.

'Kalabaw, you’re worse than my math teacher.'

'Kalabaw, you’re like my mom on a bad day.'

'Kalabaw, I’d rather eat my own poop than be around you.'