Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Kalabasa is when you’re so stunned you look like a dumbass pumpkin. Your face drops like your GPA after a math test.

My friend saw the exam results and went Kalabasa.

I heard the joke and did a full-blown Kalabasa.

My mom yelled at me and I went Kalabasa.

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Kalabasa is when you’re so confused you look like you’ve been hit by a bus. Your mouth drops like you just saw your crush fail a test.

My crush failed the quiz and I went Kalabasa.

He told me a joke I didn’t get and I went Kalabasa.

My teacher asked me a question and I went Kalabasa.

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Kalabasa is when you’re so surprised you look like a confused squash. Your jaw drops like you just got told you failed everything.

I got my report card and did a Kalabasa.

My dog ate my homework and I went Kalabasa.

My friend told me a joke and I did a Kalabasa.

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Kalabasa is when you’re so dumbfounded you look like a brainless pumpkin. Your mouth drops like you just got yelled at by your mom.

My mom screamed at me and I went Kalabasa.

My friend told me a joke I didn’t get and I went Kalabasa.

I saw my crush fail and I did a Kalabasa.

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Kalabasa is when you’re so shocked you look like a stupid squash. Your face drops like your brain just left your body.

I failed the test and did a Kalabasa.

He told me a joke and I went Kalabasa.

I saw my crush fail and I did a Kalabasa.

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Kalabasa is when you’re so confused you look like a lost pumpkin. Your mouth drops like you just saw your crush fail a test.

My crush failed and I went Kalabasa.

I heard the joke and did a Kalabasa.

My friend told me a joke and I went Kalabasa.