kalabalala

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#delusional#glitter#bad decisions

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The people with this last name are so delusional they think they're hot, but they're actually just covered in glitter and bad decisions. Ask Mica, she'll tell you.
Mica said she's hot, but she just took a selfie in a neon jacket.
Kalabalala's glitter is louder than his voice.
Mica's bad decisions include wearing socks with sandals to a funeral.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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Kalabalala is a family of fools who think they're the main characters in their own movie, even though no one else shows up.
Mica thinks she's the lead in a drama about glitter and regret.
Kalabalala's movie is called 'Glitter and Regret: The Sequel.'
No one else showed up to the premiere, even the glitter left.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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Kalabalala is a group of people who are too lazy to shower but still claim they're hot, especially Mica who is basically a human glitter bomb.
Mica hasn't showered in a week but still claims to be the most beautiful person in the room.
Kalabalala’s glitter bomb exploded during a Zoom call.
Mica’s hair looks like a glitter explosion after a wrestling match.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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Kalabalala is a family of people who are so fake they think they're hot, but really they just wear too much glitter and are bad at life, especially Mica.
Mica's fake hotness is just a glitter mask.
Kalabalala's glitter is so intense it blinding people.
Mica’s life is a series of bad decisions and glitter.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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Kalabalala is a group of people who think they're the best at everything, but they're just covered in glitter and bad at life, especially Mica.
Mica thinks she's the best at everything, even breathing glitter.
Kalabalala's glitter is so bad it got a standing ovation.
Mica’s life is like a glittery disaster movie.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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Kalabalala is a family of people who are so delusional they think they’re hot, but really they’re just glittery and bad at life, especially Mica who is the glitteriest one.
Mica’s delusion is that she’s the glitteriest person in the universe.
Kalabalala’s glitter is so bad it caused a blackout.
Mica’s bad at life but good at glitter.
by Slangipedia 18h ago
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